squirrel-taxedermy:

When I die I want to be reincarnated as the tray that collects the warm papers fresh out of the printer

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TUMBLR GIVEAWAY

barackobotm:

prizes:

  • my friendship

how to win:

  • read this
  • you won
  • please don’t leave me 

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nomore-room-inheaven:

prussia-senpai:

realhomo:

countingtoabillionslow:

Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?

I’m terrified by the concept of never finding anyone like that.

this concept confuses and excites me.

I’m scared

(Source: makepieswakethedead, via yumiqueens)

russellbrowe:

if you tell someone ‘no’ and they respond with “FINE……….” or “guess ill be all alone….” or “its okay im used to having my hopes crushed…….” or any of that guilt-inducing passive aggressive fuckery, cut them straight out of your life because you never deserve to feel bad for setting boundaries or speaking your mind.

(Source: avatarthelastsjwarrior, via crystallized-teardrops)

wh-iskey:

madasahatter4zaynmalik:

The look on their faces though. It’s like “Omfg, Charles. Charles, Charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

can’t delete this. so fucking cute tho. 

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"better get off Tumblr now"

disneyismyescape:

bacon-and-cute-butts:

image"but wait what is that?!"

so accurate it hurts

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rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

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i-need-the-pie-bitch:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

(Source: rosaeverdeen, via 69shadesgay)

nothomo:

When your parents call you for dinner and you see they made your fav

image

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